I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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