what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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