Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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