Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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