the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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