New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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