Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*