Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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