Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.