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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

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(425): View more from Washington

i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.

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(845): View more from New York

I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.

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(904): View more from Florida

my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time

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(407): View more from Florida

Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?

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