the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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