Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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