Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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