the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
