He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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