We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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