youre lurking in front of me
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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