my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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