How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
she told me i tasted like america
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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