You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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