That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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