It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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