Do you still have your period?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
and she was petting her beer can
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The power of my boobs compel you
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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