I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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