a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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