Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The best revenge is premature balding
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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