i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
His nipple licking is glorious
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