super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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