Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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