discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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