I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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