dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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