dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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