I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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