u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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