Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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