I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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