Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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