Do you still have your period?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
please come you make the beer taste better
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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