i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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