You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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