So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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