yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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