You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
foreskin is a definite game changer
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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