Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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