You really coming over, don't trick.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
