how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
