My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I believe in your delicious
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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