her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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