is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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