Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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