she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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