I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Found the puke drawer
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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