we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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