there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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