sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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